Me: You better take those jellybeans with you, I don’t need any more Easter candy.
SB: No way, I’m leaving them here. This is payback for you leaving the Double Stuff Oreos at my place last week. I ate the whole package!
I should object here that he ate the full package minus the 4 cookies that were in my Oreo sundae (our Valentine’s Day dessert, and why I brought the cookies over in the first place). In other news, our respective attempts to eat healthier are … not going so well.